Cats

Fucking demons from Hell. They are sent down to earth to make Humans love them, but then eat them when the humans sleep. But some are sent down from the Gods that save all humans from depression.

Annie: I need some cats
Zoe: There's some in a nearby shelter
Annie: OK! *annie goes to pet shelter*

Annie: I'd like that black one!
Pet Shelter PErson: That one comes with a terrible price!!
Annie: 7000 dollars? Oh who cares I need one!
Pet Shelter: No, he was sent form Satan-

Annie: Bye! *gives penny*

*LATAER THE CAT EATS ANNIE

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

cat

A person who is "cat" is a pussy, chicken etc

man 1: just jump off the cliff already
man 2: no im scared
man 1: ohh your so cat, i knew you wouldnt jump.

by nikkidarling August 29, 2008

cats

retarded crack dealers that think they're cool

look at those retarded cats

by weaboo August 21, 2006

Cat

A fluffy demon that sometimes is let’s you hold and pet it but if you do for too long you will not survive. Overall very cute.

A cat is fluffy.

by Anderfish killer May 31, 2023

Cat

ANIMALS THAT WITH COME WHENEVER THE FUCK THEY FEEL LIKE IT

while I was bleeding out on the ground hopelessly, my cat sat there and yawned.

by Queen_gurl_thing😊❤️ May 10, 2018

Cat

A meal commonly eaten for meals by asin people heavily popular in Asian countries as opposed to not other major countries

My Asian friend found a cat and ate it for dinner

by Dinnercat July 22, 2018

Cat

A demon risen from the depths of hell, clawing away at anything in it's path. Don't let it deceive you.

"Oh god. The cats. They've come for me."

by goodluckwiththat April 11, 2017