by dohbag aka luke doherty May 13, 2009
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The UK uses the word 'Bollocks' as eyes.
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks
If your ever complimenting someone, do say I like your bollocks
I love your Bollocks
by Maxxxson December 30, 2021
Get the bollocks mug.A Spaghetti Bollocknaise is when you have a wank so fast that you dont leave the state of flaccid (Not Hard), Yet still nut without getting hard.
Dave: Yo, Tony, I made A Spaghetti Bollocknaise this morning
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
Tony: That's twice this week! How do you do it?
Dave: You gotta have a fast wankin' arm.
by JNS Memes May 30, 2018
Get the Spaghetti Bollocknaise mug.by ewan February 11, 2004
Get the bollockchops mug.A small piece of card (maybe from a cereal box) or other similar slim item (i phone?) placed between the testicles of two lucky men giving an even luckier woman some double trouble. The board is for the less adventurous or shy man who doesn't want his balls slapping against his mates and prevents 'skin to skin' or 'bollock to bollock' contact. Could even prevent premature ejaculation for the more adventurous who enjoy said skin contact.
Rodney always dreamed of a threesome with the neighbors, but as a shy man worried about his balls making contact with Colins. Simply drawing round his testicles on an old Weetabix box and cutting out the shape gave him the perfect made to measure Bollock Board.
by The Testicle Team October 31, 2011
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