Wake-up Bomb

Waking up next to your sleeping partner, slathering up the pork sword and polishing it until you blow a hot load of boy butter on her face. The force of your explosion is such that it wakes her up, hence, Wake-up Bomb.

When MaGuire groggily arose from his deep slumber Sara was still passed out. He decided this was the perfect opportunity to introduce her to the Wake-up Bomb.

by Leo D Felcher September 10, 2004

Trucker Bomb

A plastic bottle that serves to contain human waste products, and that, through long exposure to intense sunlight, has swelled with vaporized liquids, particularly ammonia from the urine. Once a Trucker Bomb is driven over with a lawn mower or maintainence machine, the bomb "detonates", leaving the the operator and the machine covered in (usually hot) human waste products.

Make sure to load the roadway ditch full of trucker bombs before the county maintenance boys come through with their mower equipment.

by thbopper October 14, 2008

bombardieră

well now the meaning of bombardieră slightly changed so let me tell you about this beautiful type of women in romania. the actual existence of bombardiere isn’t known so we assume that it all started when vagabond studio appeared. so basically a bombardieră is a woman that wears vagabond clothes and always wears those ugly ass filas or the adidas superstars. they are also really homophobic and will probably ask if you have a crush on them- no hun i don’t, i have standards💕 oh and they always post stories on instagram when they get new nails and they always say: daca ma vei da lupilor ma voi întoarce conducând haita💅 which we all know is not true lmao

x: hi bombardiero i think i’m bi
bombardieră: sper ca nu ma placi ew
or
y: i have a crush on you
bombardieră: ai mașină?
y: da
bombardieră: ce mașină ai? ai bmw?
y: nu, am o dacie
bombardieră: du-te de-aici săracule

by dubița✨ March 11, 2021

Karma-Bomb

When something really bad happens to someone who's 'not been very good' through life.
When bad things happen to bad people.

"Wow, life caught up with Jack with that Karma-Bomb."

by Alibi_111 August 12, 2008

zero-bomb

On Newgrounds - to rate a flash or audio piece 0/5 for the sole purpose of bringing down the rating of that piece of work, for the sole purpose of annoying the author.

Elsewhere - to rate a piece of work the lowest possible grade for the same purpose. (Also called 1-bomb where the lowest rating is 1, but not commonly used outside of Newgrounds.)

Considered a form of spam.

<gnuwtey> Aw man, my flash's rating went from 4.04 to 2.85 with only 6 votes. Stupid zero-bombers.
<dernston> I agree, those zero-bombers really are annoying.

by Mr. Briggs October 16, 2009

Cock bomb

When some asshole randomly sends you a picture of their penis

Girl 1: "OMG! I woke up to a dick pic sent by Patrick."
Girl 2: "He cock bombs everyone. He's so nasty. What did you do?"
Girl 1: "I sent him Eric's cock bomb dick pic from last week. That'll teach him"
Girl 2: "Yeah, you gotta fight penis with penis."

by Denver'sDarling September 1, 2013

Double Fudge Bomb

When two people are squatting back to back, optionally locking arms, both taking a dump on someones face.

Some dumb idiot fell asleep at Jeff's party last night, so I dragged him out on the front lawn and gave him a double fudge bomb!

by m_steph55 September 25, 2010