jizz biscuits

Biscuits covered with jizz.

After drinking the night before, we woke up Brianna and fed her jizz biscuits, man was she drunk.

by Scott Riel February 14, 2004

biscuit launcher

one who farts in his or her work area and the smell carries throughout the office.

man in cube, "what stinks, my eyes are watering"

man in next cube, "it's that biscuit launcher in the cube by the fax machine"

man in cube, "we have to get rid of that guy"

by the whole deal February 16, 2010

Kingston Biscuit

Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.

Dude, I was totally rimming this hot guy, and he gave me the Kingston Biscuit big time!!

by RentBoys January 23, 2009

whiskey biscuit

Whiskey biscuit is a combination of the two terms "whisker biscuit" and " "whiskey dick". It is the female equivalent of whiskey dick. When a woman drinks to much whiskey and takes a fortnight to get off!

Damn girl, better take it easy on that bottle. Daddy ain't dealing with no "whiskey biscuit" tonight.

by veganater August 17, 2016

Oklahoma biscuit

A white girl who loves to be double teamed by two large black men.

Jane's a nasty bitch; Tyrone and Ray Dogg made her an Oklahoma biscuit last night.

by DJ Travi-TRON February 7, 2012

had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009