Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

Coom Bible

An meme/good atheist alternative to the actual bible. It's just a list of meme definitions.

Man 1: I believe in the Coom Bible, amen.
Man 2: Yeah I read the Coom Bible every night.

by Sapphic Tree Dick April 18, 2021

bible baller

A pastor or preacher who lectures church members about how it is a sin to want to be rich while using the donations from his flock to live a lavish lifestyle.

I am barely getting by on my social security, but I donate every week to my church. I notice though that my so-called frugal pastor just drove up in a brand new Bentley. I'm beginning to think he's a bible baller. baller, con artist, thief, manipulator, grifter, church, religion, preacher, minister, blacks, African-American

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

bible thumper

1. A good christian/catholic person who lives by the rules of the bible and does not pick the parts of the bible that suit him/her the most. Is often ridiculed for the above.
2. What gay and non christian people call everyone who believes in what the bible says.

1.Person1: Gee that guy is so good he is going to heaven for sure.
Person two: I hate that bible thumper!
2.Person1: I don't think gay people should be married becuase...
Person2: You are like, such a bible thumper!

by Christopher Mckay April 9, 2006

bible study

Study the Bible, If you dont read it then you shall be in trouble

Man1: Hey, you want to study the holy book?
Man2: Yeah, can I bring some mates
Man1: Too right!

by Nate April 10, 2005

Stalin's Bible

Another name, or should be another name, for George Orwell's 1984

Stalin's Bible actually predicted what can, and might, happen to America if no one, not even SCOTUS, is willing to stand up to wokeademics and cancel culture

by Sexydimma April 2, 2021

Person Bible

An imaginary book that certain people keep remembering everything another person of interest has done.

"Did you see his hair today"
"oh yea did you write it in your person bible?"

by howdy1 March 25, 2009