Matthew Bellingham

Matthew Bellingham is a 15 year old social media influencer from Glasgow, Scotland. He specialises in Makeup, Fashion and Fake Tan. Since starting social media in 2021 he has gained over 10K followers

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by UK INFLUENCERS September 1, 2021

Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

by NELBtastic February 9, 2010

Yogi Bearing

The act of sneaking into someone's house, usually at night, through their backyard and stealing their booze. This can be done to a specific person you know, or be done house to house in a neighborhood.

"Dude, we're out of booze. Let's go Yogi Bearing around the neighborhood."

by Victor the Virile April 8, 2009

beating the clay

An expression you use when a boy is masturbating.

I went to the riverside and there was a boy down by the river beating the clay. It was disgusting because his clay-cum was everywhere.

by Vagisil August 24, 2006

beaning

to be under the influence of ecstacy ie. taken some beans

'im proper beaning my tits off'

by bob 121123 March 22, 2007

String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.

Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.

by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016

Beating Cheek

Getting straight up MAD head from your girl.

Me and my girl was beating cheek last night.

by Josh Gaudette January 30, 2008