lidl beans

Peanuts in weak tomato sauce

Little Johnny:' what's for tea Mum?'

Mum: 'Peanuts in tomato sauce by the look of it!'

Little Johnny: 'Not Lidl beans again!!!!'

by Cacker Man October 28, 2013

joe beans

Elijah's bitch.

Whats up joe beans?

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013

Unnatural Beams of Light

Unnatural Beams of Light that cover up private areas. Most commonly used to censor manga and anime.

(Girls bikini falls off)
"Dahm the unnatural beams of light!"

by FUFULIGHTNING December 13, 2014

lukewarm beans

something is cool, but not as cool to deserve the term "cool beans" therefore is moderate or temperately lukewarm

fuckboy: *sends generic dik pik*
me: lukewarm beans
fuckboy: wut
me: lukewarm beans means it's not cool bruh. ur dik is small af.

by santafucks June 5, 2015

Gaga Beans

A pair of very exquisite, shiny, polished round meat rolled into a flap which is then identified as a "hairy ball sack"

"Suck on these gaga beans!" Exclaimed Robby!

by Gaga Bean April 17, 2017

Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.

I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.

She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018