bag a muffin

When a female is so ugly that you have to put a bag over her head to have sex.
A vagina is often termed a muffin.

She is so ugly, I can't get with her without a bag. She's a bag a muffin!

Randy's new girlfriend's face is so messed up, she is a bag a muffin.

by cloudowner July 12, 2012

Bag of Babies

The product of a toe curling orgasm for a human male. An orgasm so amazing that it literally drains every bit of reproductive material from the scrotal sack. The overwhelmingly large amount of ejaculate being the entire bag's contents.

Rob: "Tanessa gave me a bj so good last night that I swear she swallowed a whole bag of babies when I came."

Joey: "You know what they say: 'a bag of babies a day keeps the stork away!'"

by Odeebee August 10, 2017

Finish bag

The act of finishing the bottom of a chip bag by pouring the last crumbs into your mouth. This is usually done with Doritos.

Dude, I did a finish bag on those gnarly bean chips the other day!

by Ned Joseph Shneebly February 22, 2019

Bag sweat

Sweat that has accumulated on the testicles; usually after a workout, intense sports practice, or a round of vigorous masturbation.

🅱️Rian: "aw sick bro. why's your hand all moist?"

Chad: "AYO I DAPPED YOU UP WITH MY BAG SWEAT. THAT'S FOR BUSTING A LOAD IN MY GYM SOCK LAST WEEK."

by Suckmytoes_77 July 4, 2021

bag drive

Military term. extreme physical exersion. Very difficult.

That game was a bag drive.

by fj90e03r4 November 7, 2005

Meat Bag

A derogatorily name for humans or other biological beings used by non-biological beings (i.e. robots)

"would you stifle it meat bag?"

by Metalord September 22, 2009

Saddle Bags

are actually extra fat on the outter thighs not saggy boobs you D.A.

hereditary and usually occurs in horse riders

by Linda May 13, 2005