Bacon and Smegs 

A tasty morning snack composed of both crispy bacon and smegma over easy

Hey man my dad just bought us some smegma want me to cook us up some bacon and smegs?

Bacon and Smegs by Imbatman July 5, 2012

bacon strips

Condition identifiable by stretched, grizzled, dangling, and sometimes elongated flaps of skin that used to be the labia minor on an overworked porn star's (or college co-ed's) vagina.

Not to be misdiagnosed as vaganus.

Did you see the latest Jenna Jamison flick?
No, my doctor said I need to cut back on my daily consumption of bacon strips.

bacon strips by Tenacious Faulker August 3, 2007

Bacon Tits 

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

Bacon Tits by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

Bacon Face 

The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said

Robert : Yeah so i had the most amazing bacon and....George?

George: *bacon face

Bacon Face by nuggetfaces August 9, 2010

Bacon Erotica 

Any use of bacon, cooked or non-cooked, used during sexual intercourse or any sexual acts. Bacon porn is also a form of bacon erotica.

For example bacon erotica is wrapping bacon around a man's member and drizzling hot bacon grease on his naked body and licking and eating the bacon of him while making him oink like a pig.
Or placing bacon in each other's butt crack and having sexual intercourse and eating the bacon together afterwards.

Bacon Erotica by bacon babes November 21, 2009

Bacon Fingers 

Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell is known as Bacon Fingers. During his first gubernatorial race he and his cronies stopped by Eat n’ Park in Robinson Township to eat the Breakfast bar. While Rendell was stacking his plate with food he set the plastic tongs aside and put his whole hands in the pan. He fingered a whole pan of bacon and removed only select pieces. The customers complained and notified the breakfast bar workers what had happened. The entire pan of bacon had to be thrown out and remade. The Term Bacon Fingers was coined when Rendell was seen licking the bacon grease off his fingers.

Bacon Fingers is running for Govenor again

Bacon Fingers by Allison S. November 10, 2008

bacon yank

The original term used for when you tie kite string around a raw piece of BACON, have a girl swallow it, and, when you're about to drop your nut while banging her in the ass you YANK the string causing her to puke up the bacon which causes her sphincter to contract.

I want to BACON YANK her ass.

bacon yank by B. K. Madison June 17, 2007