Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

backwards cigar

a blunt or a joint

hey whats that?
this, its a backwards cigar

by beavis1234554321 May 17, 2006

holla backwards

The ill emcee way to say holla back.

Emcee:
"The way I blazed this verse makes ya think im “token phrases”/
I already raised my win/loss record, your still shootin gazes/

IM OUT YA'LL!! holla backwards!

by Darke April 9, 2003

A Blackwood

Someone who is antisocial, rude, and completely disregards social customs such as being nice or smiling (the disdainful or malicious smirk not included). Kind of (really) a bitch. Usually has a rather pointless hobby, like watching car shows or riding motorcycles.

Girl 1: Hi!!!!

Girl 2: *glare* Fuck off.

Girl 1: *tears* what did I ever do to you?

Girl 2: *smirks evilly*

Girl 1: You're such a Blackwood!!!

by ladidadida-chop-off-their-head September 6, 2010

Backwards SpiderMonkey

This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.

O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?

by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011

backwoodswhore

A girl/guy that only started smoking because of A$ap Mob gang. They would do anything for a backwoods except for have sex with them but they will also sell their nudes

Bro, Courtney would do anything for a backwoods.
Wow, I would never picture her as a backwoodswhore.

by Lovelycj21 July 26, 2018

Backwords High-Five

Founded in San Diego and spreading to Seattle, this move is perfect for the handling of dirt balls who got some dirty balls.

I saw kyle with his hand down his pants, so I gave him the Backwords High-Five...if you know what I'm saying.

by Benihanas April 7, 2007