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Betalia

She is a Bootiful human being, she is nice, and she mean too, buhhh yak she is the littes frannn you could evaaaa haveee and dass on peridttt poohhhh
girl: who dattt

Sarah: dasss my bihhh betalia
by dookiebootymonique100 September 23, 2019
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Basic Beta

Friend: "I can't think yet. I need my pumpkin spice coffee first."
You: "... you're such a basic beta."
by BasicOnTheInternet October 18, 2016
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beta male

The type of guy who doesn't flex, attempt to demonstrate his self worth in obnoxious or superficial ways, but instead exercises real life control; without announcement, or for the sake of publicity.

The type of guy who gets lots of pussy quietly. This is because he is usually more intelligent and more sophisticated than the average alpha male and therefore is more strategic in pursuing his goals- short and long-term.

If a beta male is particularly good looking, or charismatic he is usually, is primed to be a babe magnet as this combined with the previous make for an intriguing and alluring character for women. for this type of super-beta male, It is ironically common for them to fuck the sister, cousins or girlfriends of well known alpha males in smaller social circles. Because of to the secretive and reclusive nature of the beta. The beta is able to away with this because he's smart enough to keep his mouth shut, and move stealthy though out a social circle while the alphas pride themselves on announce their sexual aversions openly.

For example, most people would classify the spy 007 (James Bond) of as an Alpha male , but when looking more closely at his traits and attributes he and most stealth assassins are defiantly Betas

another illustration: Due to the alpha males overly aggressive nature Alpha males are most likely to become a pimps, while beta males more smooth and laid back nature make them more poised to be more of a players.
when it comes to life many alpha males are loud and attention seeking therefore exposing themselves to their enemies and loosing the war, while the beta males sit back calculate and collect payment, and interest on the back end.
by Dr. Knowlege April 21, 2016
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Zeta Beta Tau

Zero Between the Thighs. These girls are the biggest pussies. Talk about prejudice. They lost half their chapters when they said they wanted all chapters to be at least a majority Jewish.
Hey, lets go to a Zeta Beta Tau party. Oh wait, I don't have my Yammica.
by The Anti-Zeeb May 12, 2007
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Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory

Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory is the theory that beta males just let their fellow betas get beaten up by other betas and it trickles downwards into a society of 99% beta males. When the trickling occurs, there is no way to stop it. Whereas when an upward alpha male surge occurs, feminists are quick to jump in and shut down the movement. The Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory explains the steady dropping of testosterone rates and increasing feminine male behavior in society.
Guy 1: Did you see that black thug beat up the white guy working at Applebee's while all of the whiteys stood around looking on?
Guy 2: That's what I call the Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory!
by Eric Kazinsky May 11, 2016
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betarded

The act of being both bizarre and retarded. A strange and unusual yet stupid individual.
"You lost the car?" You asked the drunk guy for directions to it?" That is both retarded and bizarre! You, my friend, are, betarded!
by Freakmeon April 13, 2008
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Beta Life

your little band is lacking a bass player or
the apples are missing in the fruit bowl or
mummy's feeding the happy kids but nobody's feeding "her"
or
your favourite club is hosting Madonna but you are craving Nina Simone
or
your art does not make sense to you without someone believing in you
or
you are getting invited to parties when its your birthday and noone knows
or
you long for company on this particular evening but your crush is away
Beta Life
tryna have it look alright
Beta Life (Alpha Life)
you could make it sound so nice
by Krkič April 14, 2019
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