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Crumpet bashing

Let's do some crumpet bashing tonight
by RichardNixonisBae March 4, 2016
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bishop basher

a person, usually male, that masturbates a lot. The bishop in this case being a euphemism for the penis.
Joe's a proper bishop basher, he was lying in bed the other morning bashing the bishop with his headphones on and when he finished, he noticed his mum had been in and left his tea and toast beside his bed.
by Ducktape Corkfeet April 6, 2016
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Dildo bash

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body bash

A term Australians use for going for a swim in the shorebreak with intent to catch dumpy waves and even hit the sand.
"Are you going out for a body bash?",
"Swells pumping, fuck yeh".
by speciedpower January 25, 2018
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Beauty Bash

Beauty Bash was a now-defunct site providing an outlet for members of MakeupAlley.com and other beauty sites to mock other members behind their backs. They fancied themselves the Greek chorus to the drama that often unfolds on such sites, but really all it was, was people making fun of other people's makeup, hair, toenails, personal problems, weight, and possible sexual orientation, among other things. Rumor had it the site was actually managed by the owner of Makeup Alley just so people wouldn't start flame wars on MUA, an ad-supported site. Mostly it became a contest to see who could call the most other people cunts in the shortest period of time. If anyone knows of a replacement site, reply to this definition with the URL.
She's so nice to me on MUA, but on Beauty Bash she called me a cunt and said my e/s (eyeshadow) was like My Little Pony on crack.
by Robin8 March 19, 2018
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Cock Bash

The action of violently punching your cock and balls until you cum.

If you bleed during the process you just become more lubed.
David: *Cock Bashes Grant.

Grant: David what the fuck stop you know I can’t cum!
by Grant Hansen September 9, 2018
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Nanny Bashers FC

Nanny Bashers FC is the best pro clubs team on PlayStation 4, with players including Fishy Fanni, Jim McGarry and the Boss.
Nanny Bashers FC are going to division 1
by EoinMaguire January 26, 2019
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