Batty Biscuit

An unusually large brown biscuit that may cause pain when excreted from the batty.
An unpleasant turd.

Oh man, I just dropped one killer Batty Biscuit in the chod bin!

by Ciderspiller October 12, 2011

wafer biscuit

The term given to a person that only has one trait to them; the trait of niceness. They're nice and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less, nothing special about them at all. They're just... nice. Like, y'know, Michael from down the road! You know Michael! He's... nice!

Hey remember -insert name here- from High school all those years ago?

Hardly, they were such a wafer biscuit.

Yeah they were nice and that's... that's about it.

by WaferBiscuitCoiner July 26, 2015

Happy biscuit

Playing the game soggy biscuit, but intentionally losing.

Classic Bryan, after losing his girlfriend, hes always the happy biscuit.

Fucks sake Yannick, stop being happy biscuit, and start sucking cock.

by DipYourPussyinNutella November 2, 2019

Lulu wants a biscuit

A phrase describing the desire to eat carbohydrates while in the throws of PMS.

I've been off carbs for weeks, but let me tell you something, I'm cranky, I'm bloated, and "lulu wants a biscuit".

by whyvoneeeee January 22, 2010

Sniffing the Biscuit

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus

Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.

by 12345678910123456789 November 19, 2011

biscuit sewing kit

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.

"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.

Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!

by Sethowar December 15, 2015