British

The people who wish they were Irish

Hugh Grant: Cor Blimey I wish I was Irish.
Colin Farrell: Fuck yeah you british knob.

by ciara2011 March 18, 2011

British Army

Irish humorous term for a band of poorly-mannered and undisciplined folks

If I had a face like you, I would join the British Army

by abdul.hazred January 26, 2009

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.

As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.

by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010

british-ish

something somewhat pertaining to british culture, such as accents, fashion, music, etc.

Dude, that guy's fake accent is British-ish

by trevwood90 August 11, 2010

British Medical Journal

Originally the name of a tabloid magazine written for those in the medical profession. Now, it merely refers to subscriptions that you're still paying for and receiving in your mail - these of which you neither have the time to read nor ever intend to do so.

I'm getting bored of this trashy fashion magazine that I've stupidly subscribed to two months ago. It's such a British Medical Journal!

by Morbus February 24, 2013

british glass

shit. specifically dog shit on the ground.

watch out, don't step on that pile of british glass on the lawn.

by eazy.collective March 13, 2014

Britished

A past tense verb, used to describe the act of speaking in a British accent, usually with British colloquialisms.

"Bloody thank you, you bumbling bugger" he britished playing with his beardy thing.

by Detsniy May 15, 2014