Dream Boat

A rather sexy individual.

Neil Robert McEachern.

Lacey: "That Nizzle, what a Dream Boat."
Catie: "Golly gosh, he really is!"
Lacey: "I could go for a soda pop!"
Catie: "That would be keen!"

by Catherine Anne, Lacey Anne March 4, 2008

boat act

An inadequate singer, comedian, or other live performer who lacks the talent to succeed in a reputable market or venue, and is thus relegated to doing their act on boats and/or cruise ships. Audiences typically consist of uncultured tourists, addictive gamblers, and the elderly.

(One step below "lounge act.")

Despite being a complete BOAT ACT, Dat Phan somehow won "Last Comic Standing."

by RnFDoctorZ February 11, 2009

whatever floats your boat

Your view is different then mine so I am going to tease you in a sarcastic way

Tom: I love going for long walks on Sundays, they make me feel so close to nature!

Tim: Riight... well whatever floats your boat man.

by sweetheart21 February 13, 2007

boat widow

Wives and Girlfirends involved with service members while they are on some sort of deployment, who frequent e-clubs and bars in seek of a fuck or quick lay because they are big whores. Normally end up cheating on there husbands or bf and getting pregnat by some dude slapping high fives for banging some dudes wife.

Look its Steves wife talking to like eight dudes. Look shes grabbing 2 guys cocks. She such a boat widow. Lets go get our knobs slobbed.

by andrew lorenz October 3, 2006

skin boat

A big, throbbing cock.

I'm gonna take my skin boat to her tuna town.

by zack February 23, 2003

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007

Boati

Short for "Bend Over And Take It".

omg boati now bitch!

by Blackmasta April 20, 2005