Bats on

When you say one has his or her bats on, it means that the person is in an outrageously blantant and very very foul and nasty mood.

Don't bother the boss; he just lost the Marshall account and man, he has his bats on today!

by the answer lady August 6, 2011

Babyshower

Cumming on your girlfriends face.

I was beating my girls pussy up last night, pulled out and gave her a babyshower

by Plumber man November 12, 2015

babysitting

the act of suffocating a baby due to over stressing the babies lungs from prolongued time under some one who may be over the age of twelve or above

I was babysitting and the baby died

by Meat blender March 22, 2022

hanging bats

Taking a dump, when a turd pops out it looks like a bat hanging

yeah I called him he said he was hanging bats and would be here in 20 minutes.

by matte2pride April 1, 2008

chocolate bathsalts

When you're having anal sex in the bathtub with a girl who's constipated and when you pull out, she shits out poop nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.

Me and Marry we're doing the dirty in the bathtub when I pulled out she gave me some Chocolate Bathsalts and it was nice.

by VivaLaVengeance February 2, 2015

tyson.bates

a boi dat liks memes and plays da booga booga like a bous

(friend) hey have u seen this meme? (tyson.bates) "sigh" yes i have.

by tyson.bates July 9, 2018

Bats

Short form of Batman. Often used by comic book writers.

Didja hear about the latest scandal? The guy who plays Bats in "Dark Knight" was accused of assault!

by pentozali August 21, 2008