Douche Canoe

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.
by vivalavengeance November 21, 2010
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chocolate bathsalts

When you're having anal sex in the bathtub with a girl who's constipated and when you pull out, she shits out poop nuggets into the water and then you soak in them for 15-20 minutes then rinse.
Me and Marry we're doing the dirty in the bathtub when I pulled out she gave me some Chocolate Bathsalts and it was nice.
by VivaLaVengeance February 02, 2015
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