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Sadly it's what the organization called mothers against drunk drivers eventually became.

They had a good cause, one that even the people who drink agreed with. Once they got power they became drunk with power. They were not happy with getting the new laws passed. They keep pushing for even more and stricter laws.

Politicians were more than happy top oblige. They saw the whole affair as a means to raise money without raising taxes.

The old way of handling drunk drivers needed changed. Too many decent people were killed. Unfortunately now decent people have arrest records for drinking half a beer.
Politician to police chief. We need a new city hall but we are short of funds. Go arrest more drunk drivers.

police chief; We are already busting a lot of people as it is. I thought we were doing this to stop drunk drivers. If that's not the case then you ought to convince the people to raise taxes to build your new city hall.

The politician goes to a Motherfuckers Against Drunk Drivers meeting. He says " Drunk Driving is a CRIME against humanity!" "I need your help." "The police chief is RESISTING my efforts to rid the streets of this scum!" "I need all of you to do a public demonstration at the mayors office and DEMAND he be fired!"

There was a huge protest at the mayors office. The police chief was fired, the new police chief cracked down on the drunk drivers. A huge new city hall building was built. All the politicians became rich from illegal kickbacks. The police chief took a job as a meter maid in a smaller town that paid very low salaries. The drunks were still driving and killing people.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter December 25, 2012
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Someone in denial. Usually too stupid to realize it's a moot point.
I had sex, but I didnt mean it, so I take it back. Now I'm a Born Again Virgin!
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The CD's that help America's youth and young adults learn about America's "great" administration.
Hated by right wingers, loved by liberals.
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Rage Against the Machine

A leftist rap/rock group from the 1990s who sang about the evils of capitalism and corporate greed, then made millions and broke up over money. See also hypocrite
"Rage against the Machine was a popular band among spoiled college students and angst-ridden high schoolers."
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A term used to describe a female that has a basic body shape resembling a chicken. Attributes include very skinny legs, a very large ass and large lower abdomen, an arched back, and large breasts. In some rare occasions this particular species of female may have a fur patch on the lower back.
Brian saw an opportunity to glaze the chicken. He must be insane ... he went back the next night for more ... chicken again.
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When myspace isn't working correctly, and myspace users get angry and curse toms name.
So the other day I couldn't get on myspace and I was having complete rage against tom, because I totally could have had new comments!
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Born Again

To be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.
John 3:3 - Jesus answered and said unto him, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
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