Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To be used in Awkward Situations
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
by Matt Embrey February 26, 2009
Get the Awkward Platypusmug. an awkward silence is often followed by the birth of a retarded baby. in the event of an awkward silence, one often feels compelled to say "a retarded baby was just born," not only to break the awkwardness, but also to remind others of the myriad of awkward silences created by retarded babies, as shown in the example below, in which an imaginary retarded baby creates multiple awkward silences.
sue: "ooohhhhh you're baby's so cute! what's her name?!"
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."
leslie: "his name is livingstyn rochhe barrell III. and--
retard: "LKDJFDKLSJ WAYGHJRTN EHHHHHHH (head lolls to side)"
sue: "oooh um...uhhh...soo...this is an awkward silence...anyways, byeee! great seeing you!"
sue calling pat: "omg leslie has a retarded baby!"
pat: "oooh awk."
by Kate and Olivia January 10, 2007
Get the awkward silencemug. Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.
Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?
Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!
Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?
Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?
Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!
Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?
Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
by Bczargirl April 23, 2009
Get the Awkward Breakfastmug. An awkward turtle moment so intensely huge and uncomfortable that it is like a tankful of awkward turtles.
by Awkward_Diva September 28, 2009
Get the Awkward Aquariummug. this is where you start talking/ meet someone through facebook and it becomes really awkward the first time you meet them, cause you have probably been facebook chating them 24/7.
Person #1 "Dude I just met that girl that kept on hitting me up on fb last night"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
Person #2 " wow, thats facebook awkward much"
by Facebookington January 9, 2011
Get the Facebook awkwardmug. To be so awkward that people around you feel awkward themselves. To be this awkward one's family must also be awkward. Being super submissive helps too.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.
Usually when you are sitting you are partially lying down and have legs at a 90-degree over top of one another.
Everything you do is in the weirdest, most awkward way possible.
Jarome: Stop sitting like that your making me feel awkward
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!
John: I can't help it
Harold: Epic Awkward!
by suchwell August 15, 2009
Get the Epic Awkwardmug. Used during an awkward situation as the term awkward turtle is used in. Except, the gesture of an awkward turtle looks more so than an awkward sunfish (the fish with a fin on its head, as well as its belly) laying on its side.
"Hi, I'm John. Its great that you agreed to this date, wait a minute, didnt you used to date my twin brother?"
*Awkward Sunfish*
*Awkward Sunfish*
by Baily Rae January 29, 2010
Get the Awkward Sunfishmug.