Augusto Pinochet

A humble Chilean helicopter ride salesman.

I saw Augusto Pinochet offer free helicopter rides at the local lesbian dance theory class at my community college the other day. For some strange reason, there are less blue haired people these days.

by Samsara22 March 29, 2017

August

The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!

I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!

by 412 December 28, 2005

August 2nd

National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.

Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out

by Alpha jedd August 1, 2021

21 august

The day crack heads were born

Person 1:why is she so crazy
Person 2:maybe she was born on 21 august

by Avvvvaaaaa December 7, 2020

August 20th

you are definitely the hottest person alive and everyone should hold your hand.

"did you know his birthday is on August 20th?"
"yeah i need to be his friend because that's thats the best day ever"

by pixielixie August 9, 2021

August 15

This Is the day in which girls/boys get to grab eachother ass don’t let the teachers catch you now

August 15 gotta grab ass day

by Lanaeee August 14, 2019

August 6

people who are born on august 6th are usually pretty, funny, and annoying.

boy:what’s your birthday
girl: august 6th
boy: you’re annoying

by i like chicken nuggets 69 October 30, 2019