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Assassination Attempt

When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Friend: Where's Joey?
Other Friend: He's recovering from an Assassination Attempt.
by Techpony September 3, 2012
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Assassin's Creed

Ubisoft should have ended it at IV but still, painfully tries every year just to fail again.
Does Marcus still play Assassin's Creed? Whoa
by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017
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Cock-Assist

The opposite of Cock-Block.
When someone does their best to get two people together
Yo, so I was sitting there with my friend...and my other friend comes up to me and dumps my girlfriend into my arms. He was such a Cock-assist
by cock-aid January 19, 2010
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Risk Assessment

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs
1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
by pseuodnymphomaniac October 7, 2015
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master assassin

Someone that has a target and kills it and escape and become secret tracks down target ever time.

kills freely and make there own adventure.

a murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.
define master assassin a professional killer who uses his own will
The assassin moved swiftly across the tree to kill his target.
by mr assassin October 27, 2015
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Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
by The Mokey October 17, 2016
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Pendejo Hill Assist

an individual driving dowhill and realizes that gravity has accelerated the vehicle without his/her knowledge ie.. not accelerating via gas pedal. at which point has to regain control thus applying heavy break pressure and causing a chain reaction slowdown on the highway.
wow! We sure do have alot drivers with Pendejo Hill Assist driving today.
by Danolifer2401 May 26, 2020
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