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art-throb

A hipster artist boy who is too cute for words and has the personality and talent to boot. There is usually a unanimous opinion of aforementioned cuteness.
"I bought a $750.00 painting the other night. I have no idea what it means, but the artist Joe, was such an art-throb, I couldn't resist!"
by treefort January 17, 2009
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art school

Art school is a place where untalented hipster bullshitters gather to share their terrible ideas and feelings of superiority over anyone who actually has talent. If you are good at drawing or painting art school is not for you because you will eventually become a trembeling, drooling, crying shadow of your former self because being technically good is something to be mocked. The reason that art school morons mock actual talent is because they fear that one day the general public will realise that modern art is rubbish.

I would reccomend art school to anyone who has no talent what-so-ever. So, if smearing poo down a canvas is your thing, I'd say art school is for you.
art school kid 1: I painted this portrait because my work speaks for itself and I don't need a gimmick to sell my work

art school kid 2: That is awful, I can't believe you are good at painting, that is SO 1800s! You will never be successful because you are not DEEP like me! I smeared vomit and blood on a canvas because I am making a comment on the unequality of women in the work place! I AM SO CLEVER!
by Dunkel Popping October 2, 2012
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abstract art

Art that someone creates who wants to create something but does not have the talent to create representational art. Abstract artists are in love with the idea of being an artist, but use mystery instead of talent to be appealing. Professional abstract artists are good business people as they know how to market themselves and their art to be trendy.
Dax: Who is that man with the beret and the cappuccino?
Avery: That's Marcel Beaumont, the abstract artist
Dax: Oh, so he is a Frenchmen who can paint, portraits or landscapes?
Avery: Neither, and he's not really French. I think he was born in Missouri and just took a couple of art classes at the community college.
Dax: Really? But he looks so, so, .. so...
Avery? Trendy?
Dax: Yes, that's it.
by Jane Doeski October 13, 2012
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chicano arte

dat's da culture of any chicano, mexican livin' america.
the chicano arte is rich, this is approximately the north mexican culture,
it is a mix of the catholic culture and the aztek mentality.
"El Arte" is composed of the Lowrider Lifestyle, the art of the Graffiti and many more...
"hey hermano, whatchu do man? respect da Arte !"
"we lowride, we smoke, we paint da walls, dat's da chicano Arte"
by Don Gizzzzle May 11, 2007
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Art of Wii

AoW

A Wii gaming clan that satisfies its members' needs for pwnage and adrenaline. Also has a very catchy theme song.

#1 ranked Medal of Honor: Heroes 2 (for wii) clan
The Art of Wii...wii would like to pwn...

When you're here, you're family...
by AoW Diaoman March 2, 2009
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Art History

Art History is a class in which you learn to analyze art. You also learn the history behind said art. It is considered a fairly easy class to take in College. If you put forth an effort, you'll actually learn the basics of analyzing art though.

Most people do not take into consideration just how boring it can be.
You are looking up Art History on Urban Dictionary because you are trying to do an Art History paper and are bored out of your mind.
by Conbus71 April 19, 2010
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sh-art

when you shit and fart all at the same time
Ken Brooks drank too much and sh-arted in his pants
by Dionne December 18, 2004
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