Alberto

Alberto is a tall Mexican man. Gets lot of girls, and knows the entire fucken city. He is very nice but can be an asshole at times. He’s very reckless and can be a little crazy but it’s okay, because he’s alberto what can we say. Whenever ur with him you’ll be safe. He’s got every thing under control. His body count is super high, he’s for the highway!

Alberto is such a player.

by Elixabeth December 8, 2021

Albortion

An Albertan that developed past the fetus stage. Easily recognized by the diesel smoke pouring out of their big trucks or little penises.. Most are uneducated which explains their ignorance while driving a vehicle...

Just about got into an accident because that Albortion ran a red light !!!!

by Lysytsya7 February 7, 2022

Alberto

One of the most sexiest man in the universe he is so hot and sexy and beautiful he makes me cum every second he looks at me

Omg Its Alberto *cums*

by Fawnino April 13, 2022

alberts.r4t

Someone who has blonde short curly hair and is short themselves

Wow they are such a alberts.r4t

by Melanie169462 April 25, 2022

albert

a white piece of shit that ain’t worth a fuck and likes to be a wanna be cowboy

oh look there goes that wanna be cowboy piece of shit albert

by albert$7 June 1, 2022

Alberto

Some doofus who is gorgeous as hell.

someone: yo who has that goofy ahh haircut?

me: shut up that’s Alberto.

by kkayakk September 5, 2022

Albert

sucks at destiny 2

"Have you heard about Albert?"
"Yeah, that guy dumped $1,000 on Fortnite"
"SUS!"

by pickoearf November 17, 2022