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accident sh*t baby

Dude gets a chick pregnant. (They was just meant to be "fooling around" after a night out on the town). The kid's an accident. Chick pushes so hard when trying to have the kid that she sh*ts. Accident sh*t baby.
Yo you know my boy Matt? Yeah, he an accident sh*t baby.
by BloodyMurda January 18, 2008
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Accidental Rape

Penetrating a pregnant female who is pregnant with a girl, and subsequently penetrating said baby girls vagina.
Kyle was charged for accidental rape when having sex with Karey's unborn baby girl, samantha.
by The GAEJ Sessions March 16, 2010
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accident prone

a Jawbreaker song. In my opinion one of their best songs and definitely one of their darkest. The type of song that can reduce anyone to tears.
Person A: I feel like listening to accident prone by Jawbreaker
Person B: Yeah, that song makes me
by Stefaaan August 4, 2007
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accidentally slipped in

what happens to a guy when he is drunk and hanging out with a girl he likes and she likes him too and they have sex. the term is usually used to explain his innocence in the situation and therefore make him unresponsible for his actions.
what can i say, i was hanging out with X last night and it was late, one thing led to another and i accidentally slipped in- baby it didnt mean anything to me, really!
by paigedestroy December 13, 2005
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Flute Accident

when someone mispronounces a single word or transposes letters/sounds within a statement, it is known as the flute accident.

orign: A buddy was telling a story on "fluke" accidents, but instead said "flute" accidents. Thus, "Flute Accident/Accidents" was born.
Guy 1: So I was just about to go to the bathroom and pay with my plenis and...

Friend 1/Friend 2: FLUTE ACCIDENT!!!
by Peasantry Paupers June 20, 2010
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Freak accident

An accident that is harmful
Ex. Marissa Tryan is a freak accident
by Dkdjdkxjfkekrfkckt March 12, 2017
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accitext

a text sent accidentally to the wrong person: to write a text to one person but accidentally send it to another person, usually inappropriate.
"Was that an accitext?" was the response I got when I sent this text - "I'm so hot right now, I wanna jump you" - to my mother!!!!
by valentinotext September 8, 2010
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