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aaron

a person who can not control his rage and beats people up for no reason
he’s such an aaron
by land kenos June 1, 2019
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aaron

the dumbass retard that is a dumbass and retarded
oh is that AARON
by lakeside-sucks October 17, 2019
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Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!
Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"
by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016
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aaronized

To unwillfully destroy by use of excessive force.
My pliers were aaronized by my buddy when he used them trying to fix his car.
by Dogmatic422 August 23, 2014
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aaron

a guy that is super gay for damo
aaron’s gay
by bidehisebo April 22, 2019
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aaron

A German Nazi Douche face who thinks hamsters are called werbals, he is so retarded that he thinks it is OK to rape babies while they sleep. If you see an Aaron playing chess, i suggest watching, because it will be the most exciteing chess game you will ever watch in your entire life!
Hitler was such an Aaron.
by Hobonattionn September 26, 2010
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aaron

a horable TERRIBLE person. he acts like a man hoe. he justs uses girls to get stuff out of them. never trust a guy named aaron with red hair. terrible horrable person.
Wow, that certain guy just used that certain girl He is such an Aaron!
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