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Lazy Ape Theory

The early hominoids that preceded modern humans and that did not migrate out of Africa and into Europe and Asia.
If you don't believe in evolution take a look at the differnce between development of civilization between Europe and Africa, and you almost have to believe in the Lazy Ape Theory.
by Pkuhnert September 28, 2007
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go-ape

similar to rape however the 'g' and 'o' stand for getting off
therefore you have been forced to get off with someone
Natalie - "Oh my god you got off with that matt guy?!"
Daniella- "God no! He just came up and forced himself on me, i couldn't stop him!"
Natalie - "Ohh you got GO-APED!"
by Daniella121223283 May 16, 2010
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Rock Ape

Flat nosed simian creature found in the Australian outback.

Also small ape like train driver found only on metropolitan rail network.
That Gretchie sure is one ugly little rock ape.

Frigging rock apes busted open my petrol tank so's they can get high on the fumes.
by Stromlo Obbergeen December 4, 2003
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dirty smelly ape

A negroid that is dirty and smells
by marsbringerofwars January 12, 2011
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Urban Ape

{ /UR bahn Aype/} (noun.)
Another derogitory term for a younger black person, or negro born in North America. These people usually have shiny grills and wear lots of shiny jewlry, ice or bling. Also they have a tendancy to roam in large numbers to better the chance of not getting arrested. They do so by splitting up and running in different directions when law enforcement approaches. Urban Apes may also carry firearms.
Hey Jamall look at those urban apes robbing that pregnant woman.

Today I was walking down the street to my baby momma's house and there was all these urban apes around.

Damn I almost didnt see that urban ape with all his cammo on.
by YAD June 14, 2006
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Night Ape

A nigger that comes out normally at night to go clubbin, rape, or steal.
That night ape just stole my bike!
by HumorIsUs February 20, 2011
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