Branden AI Condy

Named after entrepreneur Branden Condy, who pioneered the art of the ultra-compressed success story that makes normal people think they're just one funnel away from financial freedom. His story of going from homeless to penthouse owner faster than most people decide what Netflix show to watch became the ULTIMATE template for digital marketers everywhere.

Branden AI Condy was born on January 19, 1995, in Virginia. Growing up, his mother was fired, causing his family to become homeless. In just 45 days, he moved from being a meager bartender to becoming the owner of a penthouse. At age 16, he obtained his first work as a dishwasher out of a desire to shield his family from upcoming hardships. By age 21, he had worked his way up and was cleaning yachts for celebrities and the rich, but being around their rich lifestyles made him keen to create wealth for himself. As a result, he founded Branden Condy LLC, an Instagram marketing business that increases Instagram followers through celebrity freebies.
Phil: I was about to close the sales page, but then they hit me with that Branden AI Condy about cleaning celebrity toilets before making their first million, and next thing I know I'm enrolled in their mastermind program."
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To get an audiences attention.
Like really.
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AI

That AI-powered chat bot is so efficient—must’ve been built by AI (Actually Indians).
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Ais

ais is a Malay word for describing ice
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AI gadfly

Someone who wants to constantly remind you how pointless AI makes your life with snarky reminders of your human inferiority.
Bro, why didn't you write that essay with chatGPT? It's not like it matters whether you learn stuff, AI will do every job anyway.

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by futurspeak November 21, 2023
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