activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018

Active Chumming

When a fisherman is performing intercourse with their spouse and spontaneous vomits. This creates chum which can be used later in the day. Human discharge may also be added to said chum

“I decided that me and (spouse) should do some active chumming and now we’ve got a years worth of supply!”

by Floppy Taco February 19, 2024

active phone sniping

when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.

happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.

Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?

Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!

by misterstanwood August 24, 2011

Are we active charvas

A phrase used by burger Bay nelson to greet their customers and motivate staff.

Are we active charvas

by Burger Bay Nelson June 28, 2022

Cat Activity

An intellectual way of calling someone’s activity “pussy behavior”, calling a person a “pussy”, or redirecting someone’s negative comment back to themselves.

“Ew, gay people.” - Bob
“Cat Activity.” - Reply to Bob, implying that Bob is a pussy for typing/saying this

by navosyz October 14, 2023

pikey activity

Up to no good. doing things pikeys(travellers) are known for. I.e vandalizing, stealing

You up for some pikey activity tonight?

by The real jim kelly December 17, 2016

suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015