Glitter Punched

Glitter Punched: when you fail so much at life you can't even hit an emo with your car

That douchebag in Twilight just got glitter punched. He couldn't even even hit Bella with his car. He fails at life!

by Durban-itchtionary March 29, 2011

glitter hitter

When a girl named Lainey plays softball and wears pink

Lainey is on the Glitter Hitters

by Zuck23 June 16, 2024

Glitter chicken

A glitter chicken is another name for the very colorful and shimmery looking peacock bird.

Yesterday at the zoo I found A very colorful glitter chicken feather to go in my brim.

by Less Moreland May 29, 2018

Glitter spider

When a man ejaculates on someone's face and throws glitter over the cum.

He glitter spidered my face last night

by Haha hahaha September 02, 2020

glitter slip n slide

When a girl gets eaten out by a gay guy.

I met this gay guy at a club and he tried out the glitter slip n slide!

by renooner April 05, 2014

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 09, 2016

Glittered

When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.

Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.

by luckiest_guy_43 December 12, 2012