crispy

someone who is really mad
Why you so crispy Shatifa?
by Shatifa the third December 07, 2017
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Crispy

The act of being on point, dominating, destroying, or just all around kicking ass.
Guy 1: Dude he is 30-0 right now!

Guy 2: Yeah dude he is crispy as fuck right now!
by ERAmatica December 30, 2011
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She hadn't washed her hair in so long, her scalp was filled with crispies
by cobarin September 04, 2016
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hey did you see hair by chrissy?
oh you mean hair by crispy?
by leslieiscooler October 17, 2020
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Crispy

The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.
Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.

After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.

After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.
by Crispy Slayer January 23, 2019
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Crispy

To keep a conversation, phone call, or meeting direct and to the point, minus all small talk and formalities.
"Hey, do you have 5 min for a crispy call to discuss the project?"
by iTomHD February 13, 2018
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Crispy

Someone who has transcended past "salty." They are burnt to a point of being brittle and easily triggered, aka, Crispy.
Denise: Have you seen the way Margaret has been acting?
Mark: Yeah, she's salty af!
Denise: No, she's straight CRISPY!
by CrispyKarl September 14, 2017
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