International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

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by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips

" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"

by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016

crispy

someone who is really mad

Why you so crispy Shatifa?

by Shatifa the third December 7, 2017

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023

crispy mom

Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.

Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.

Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?

Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.

by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023

Crispy

Pretty cheeky/sick

Person 1: bruh he just did a double backflip
Person 2: yo that’s crispy

by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023

Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.

We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?

by Cripsy January 4, 2019