Premise used to refer to those kids that have a name that can be used in a pun, there's always that one kid with that weird name that is just straight up a thing. There are no limits to naming a kid in this situation though, unlike in real life.
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023
Example 1: Oi bruv, hear u was getting married, looks like you’re going be losing that lad name.
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley
Example 2: Davies? No, that was my lad name, im now happily married and called mr webberley
by McLad December 09, 2018
When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)
Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.
EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?
by ashittyperson July 17, 2023
Person 1: dude you know Specific name
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: he asked out a gender spicific person out just because something in the urban dictionary said something good about him
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: he asked out a gender spicific person out just because something in the urban dictionary said something good about him
by Ms.pac man April 26, 2018
Names on this website are used by asswipes who for some reason (even I am not sure) give specific characteristics to each name. For example, any name can have a definition like "X is the sweetest and happiest person you'll ever meet, etc.". My advice? Dislike those shitty "definitions".
*Sees "Jake: Jake ( the random name) is the best person in the whole world and will always be honest to you" by Ms. Vegana*
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!
Me: FUCK YOU, Ms. Vegana!
by Fookoffpeople September 11, 2019
The best person you’ll ever meet. short, red hair and love her baggy clothes. funny and definitely the best
by cindy bath friend June 02, 2022
A false name used to elicit humor through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand.
Common Gag names:
"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"
Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"
Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."
Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."
Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"
Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"
Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
"Amanda Huggenkiss",
"Mike Rotch"
"Philip McCooter"
"Heywood Jablome"
"Sofa King great"
Example 1:
Park Official: "Son, you know you can not have motorized vehicles within the state park, what is your name?"
Suspect:"I was unaware of such laws sir, my name is Philip...Philip McCooter."
Park Official: "Well Philip, I will let you off with a warning this time."
Example 2:
Bartender: "Moe's Bar, Can I help you?"
Guy on phone: "Yes, can I speak to Amanda Huggenkiss"
Bartender: (anouncing to bar patrons), "Is there Amanda Huggenkiss here?"
by Seaman Alvarez July 18, 2009