October 13th

Kiss the person you like the most

Kiss your crush anywhere on October 13th

by Anonymouslyanonymous1234 October 13, 2023

April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!

“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?

by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025

February 13th 2008

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over

woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes woman... yes i do"

by slump6s October 7, 2021

November 13th

Punch a Canadian day.

Happy November 13th! Remember to punch a Canadian today!

by Bee74 November 13, 2020

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

March 13th

National girls don’t wear clothes day

today is March 13th, dont wear clothes

by suckycok March 13, 2023