Bursting a premature nut while attempting to perform anal sex. Rim firing your load on his or her brown star when trying to enter. Usually caused by being too turned on and that starfish being too damn tight.
Rachel’s ass is so damn tight I ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
My uncle snuck in my room and tried to dry crack me but he ended up doing the ol’ Star burst.
by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

To respond to emotional advances with distance (e.g. as a robot might). To respond coldly to another's codependence.
by Sassy_Dawood May 2, 2018

one who recklessly spends mass amounts of money on useless and unecessary items...yet refuses to spend minute amounts of money on necessary items.
Drew just bought a 200 dollar christmas tree and dont ot a car to drive it home with
Ole spends alot just seen at the mall spending mass amounts of money yet has nothing to show for it.
ole spends alot has a 75 dollar 5' sticker of a football player on his wall, yet he refuses to fix the big hole in the wall next to it.
Ole spends alot just seen at the mall spending mass amounts of money yet has nothing to show for it.
ole spends alot has a 75 dollar 5' sticker of a football player on his wall, yet he refuses to fix the big hole in the wall next to it.
by Mustafo Bustafo January 4, 2008

by SconesWithJam March 7, 2021

Pushing your testicles between the legs, over the taint, then squeezing the legs together to hold, expose and display a taut ball sack at the base of the ass crack.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
A skilled moon baller can walk around in this position displaying his wares for those that dare to catch a glimpse.
Everything was great at the family dinner until uncle Fred came out of the bathroom doing the ol’ moon ballin’.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

a digusting hotdog found in alleys or streets,mostly with cigarette ashes or dog shit upon them,homeless eat these to stay alive and shit out the remains back to where the ol' dirty basaard was found.
homeless guy 1: ''ah man that ol' dirty basaard went right through me.''
homeless guy 2:''tell me about it...hey, look there's another one!''
homeless guy 2:''tell me about it...hey, look there's another one!''
by ikemama October 21, 2010
