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Spicy Stranger Danger

Sit on your hand until numb, eat some Fuego Takis, then jerk off violently in front of a mirror.
"Don't go in there, Justin has been at it with the 'Ol Spicy Stranger Danger for awhile!!"
by AssMaster5k June 5, 2022
mugGet the Spicy Stranger Dangermug.

A Struggling Stranger

Jerking off with your sore arm the day after getting your second COVID vaccination.
Man, I gave myself a struggling stranger last night. It was like I’d stopped at a roadhouse and picked up a 60 year old sex worker that was getting to the end of her shift.
by Jimbo Notjones September 27, 2021
mugGet the A Struggling Strangermug.

voyeur stranger

When you sit on your dick and hand to make them numb then masturbate to feel like your not involved in any action at all.

Refer to "The Stranger" and "The Reverse Stranger"
Man I plan on meeting a voyeur stranger tonight.
by Anom24887536 June 27, 2017
mugGet the voyeur strangermug.

Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.
Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!
by niggabitchsluthoe86 May 22, 2014
mugGet the Stranger Boningmug.

blue stranger

When you hold your hand in ice water until it turns blue then rubbing one out
I caught Jake giving himself a blue stranger
by Streensley December 17, 2020
mugGet the blue strangermug.

Little Miss Stranger

When you sit on your own hand so that a cartoon character from work can give you a HJ by moving your arm while your numb hand holds onto your crank.
That bissh just gave Ocho-Rando a 'little miss stranger' to completion behind the dumpster at work and he barely felt it.
by Bendyfork December 27, 2023
mugGet the Little Miss Strangermug.

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