tossin' shit

1.To yell madly at someone with a crazy look in your eye
2.To diss someone who is gettin' more p00ntang then yourself, usually being said jealously.

angry dude:fuck, marty's a homo, he's hookin' up with that girl of his right in front of errybody.
cool dude:haha, I don't see you hookin' up with anybody, stop tossin' shit asshole.

by Miklus April 6, 2006

Sniper shit

When having to take a large, potentially smelly shit, the act of using another person's bathroom to drop a deuce, which prevents bad smells in your own Works best in a dorm, frat house, or small apartment setting. Usually done covertly, like a sniper, so one is not caught before, during, or after the act.

Past tense: Sniper shat

After eating JT's Mexican food, I decided to sniper shit in the 4th floor bathroom.

by MikePKP February 25, 2005

Shit Pocket

something that you call someone when they're basically as useful as having a pocket filled with human shit

Joe:my dog humper learned a new trick
Dylan:whats that?
Joe:I taught him to eat now he's not anorexic and shrivled
Dylan:stupid shit pocket...

by Dylowned September 24, 2005

nice as shit

extremely good or talented at something.

"Yo you nice as shiiiiiit...like willad."

by lucas dan March 28, 2005

Shit's weak

Originally taken from the movie Grandma's Boy. To define someone's act, work, game, comeback or current doing to be weak.

<In the proccess of an argument>

Rob: "...Not as bad as your face" <- (Bad comeback)
Stu: "Shit's weak!"

<In gaming>

(Rob gets sniped)
Stu: "AAAAAwwH! Shit's weak, man"

by GreenMushroom16 April 2, 2008

SHIT EYE

sleep achieved via excessive consumption of alcoholic beverage(s); sleep that would otherwise not be possible without alcoholic beverage(s).

I have not slept since she left me.. luckily, I got my hands on a bottle of Jack last night and got myself a good night of Shit eye.

by Armelin & Holloway Inc. November 6, 2010

Shit Show

IKEA on a Saturday afternoon.

Damn, IKEA was a f*cking shit show today. I've never seen so many bratty kids and fat people in one confined space.

by Tbrambo April 25, 2015