vincenzo john

The sexiest man alive. He has stunning green eyes and makes everyone smile! He’s funny, strong and hard working. Vincenzo John has a breath taking smile and is a dream come true. If you meet one, you should marry one. Vincenzo loves anime, dogs and cats , and is an amazing musician. His guitar skills are dreamy and makes the most beautiful music. He is over all the best.

Vincenzo John worked so hard today!

Have you seen Vincenzo John? He’s sexy.

by Your loving wife November 23, 2021

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I’m gonna John Wick your ass

We’re going to poundtown

I’m gonna John Wick your ass in the other room...

by DommiTheCommi December 08, 2020

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Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.

Damn I think he has Johns Disease

by 1153011 March 21, 2019

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John F.

Literally the worst person ever and a little bitch. Posts lots of shitty memes to the group chat. I hope he goes bye-bye

Hey, have you heard of John F.? Nope, me neither, he's a little bitch tho!

by thespam November 12, 2019

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King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

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