mr downer

a teacher called mr dower but people call mr downer because its either his down or he makes sure you are

"we have mr downer"
man imma fall downer these stairs"

by sethamphetical May 8, 2023

Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean likes beans --> Everyone likes beans --> Everyone likes Mr. Bean

-Hey, who are you?
-Ahjhrkiolnheu (Mr. Bean, i mean "pottao" in english)

by ditt ekte navn February 10, 2022

Mr. Noctober

When a MLB player dominates in the regular season, but can never keep be that same player in the postseason. A great example of a Mr. Noctober is Clayton Kershaw. These players aren't all that horrible in the postseason, they may have a few games or even a great run from time to time.

Example 1
Craig: Did u hear the Cardinals beat the Dodgers last night to advance?
Mark: Not surprised at all, this is a postseason game where Kershaw was pitching.
Craig: Yeah Mr. Noctober is what we call him

Example 2
Reporter: Barry Bonds ends his season without getting a hit in the NLDS. A lot of Giants fans are very unhappy and are calling him Mr. Noctober

by ZuiyOTF47 August 31, 2022

Mrs. Bob

In Moulmein, in lower Burma, I was hated by large numbers of people – the only time in my life that I have been important enough for this to happen to me. I was sub-divisional police officer of the town, and in an aimless, petty kind of way anti-European feeling was very bitter. No one had the guts to raise a riot, but if a European woman went through the bazaars alone somebody would probably spit betel juice over her dress. As a police officer I was an obvious target and was baited whenever it seemed safe to do so. When a nimble Burman tripped me up on the football field and the referee (another Burman) looked the other way, the crowd yelled with hideous laughter. This happened more than once. In the end the sneering yellow faces of young men that met me everywhere, the insults hooted after me when I was at a safe distance, got badly on my nerves. The young Buddhist priests were the worst of all. There were several thousands of them in the town and none of them seemed to have anything to do except stand on street corners and jeer at Europeans.

You're such a Mrs. Bob

by anonymous March 19, 2021

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020

Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott

Decisan Sosa’s vagina is so small yet fat it could hold both skibidi toilet and Mr. Lynott all in one breath. Decisan Sosa competes with Aunime Sperling and LARPs to have sex with Skibidi Lynott.

I can’t believe Timmy is so obsessed with Decisan Sosa is Gay for Mr. Lynott while eating Decisan Sosa’s shorts.

by SkibidiLynott April 5, 2024

Mr Juede

Mr Juede is a sexy jewish mafia boss who shits on Charlies And Williams every day. Mr Juede has an assistant called joe and joe and Mr Juede have massive cocks that break girls backs

I see joe over there lookout for a mr Juede

by the real papa November 25, 2021