dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason

My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.

by krillkilla January 4, 2014

Dick Clicker

Someone that everyone bitches about when they leave the room.

She is such a dick clicker

by [emu] May 19, 2014

Dick heat

The heat generated from one's penile area

Whilst I was driving my car raju was holding my bottle of water between his legs. As he passed me my bottle, I could feel warmth at the base of the bottle. I exclaimed "Raju! I can feel your dick heat."

by Jules1988 January 8, 2015

crispy dick

A dude who bails on his friends to go out with women; his dick is so crispy that if it doesn't get wet every night then it will become too brittle and break off.

Rami just texted to say he can't hang tonight on account of his crispy dick.

by ArseOfSauron December 29, 2015

Throw Dicks

When a group of men pull out their penises to determine who has the largest one.

Tom tried to say that he was more well endowed than I. I replied "Motherfucker, we can throw dicks right now, I don't give a fuck!"

by The Geek Ponders August 3, 2012

Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"

by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017

shitty dick

n. A banana smeared with peanut butter. A longtime favorite (watch the cottonmouth!)

"Dude, I'm hungry. You got something to snack on?"
"How 'bout a shitty dick!"
"Right on, bro!"

by shish September 1, 2004