Pulling the goalie

Masturbating.

I was pulling the goalie in the living room when my mom showed up early from work and started screaming at the sight of me. I didn't know whether to finish or zip up.

Pulling the goalie by The Commadore August 17, 2008

nectar of the gods 

The common term used by Gamers when speaking about Coca-Cola. Best consumed straight from the 2 liter during long periods of gaming.

Yo, go to the store and get us some nectar of the gods, we're playing late tonight.

nectar of the gods by Chip Morehead October 15, 2009

The Gamer Word 

A synonym for a derogatory slur
i.e. the 'n word'

Gamer 1: Bruh, you can't utter the gamer word
Gamer 2: stfu I'll say it anyways niiiiiiiiiiiiiii- *pew pew device noise*

The Gamer Word by Argentum860 October 4, 2021

becky with the good hair 

Nickname Beyonce gave Tori Kelly when she tore her to shreds in Lemonade for sleeping with jay z....

"He only want me when I'm not there, He better call Becky with the good hair"

becky with the good hair by beckywthegoodhair May 24, 2016

on the grind 

Grinder - Grinding it Out- On the grind

1) A player player who puts in his poker hours in a job-like way

2) Grind it Out, on the grind: working particularly hard, like when experiencing
an unlucky run of cards, to make an acceptable return on your time invested;
or when making a solid return when playing from a small bankroll at lower limits

Poker Pro's: Mugsy Russo is on the grind , The grinder Michael Mizrachi, Phil Ivey is grinding it out on the tournement circuit

"He Quit his job to become a grinder , he just won the world poker tour"

"what do you do for a living?"
"I'm on the grind"

"Today I'm grinding it out at the poker room."

on the grind by Boz Conti October 6, 2008

cutting the grass 

Preparing something so that it only has the finishing touches left. Derived from first planting seeds, watering the lawn and then, finally, cutting the grass.

When there is only 10% left of being complete, that part is the cutting of the grass.

1. I had gotten through nine out of ten questions on the test, I was ready to cut the grass.

2. So I took out the chords, fixed up my guitar, learnt the song, then I spent an hour cutting the grass to make it perfect!

3. She picked up milk and eggs at the store, I mixed the pancake batter, and then we both cut the grass.

cutting the grass by Holden C. May 31, 2006

The Gooch 

Nickname of Bob Guccione, the founder of Spin and son of the owner of Penthouse

"In the spring of 1998 the Gooch, as he was known, had just pocketed $18 million from the sale of Spin and was in the process of setting up a men's magazine called Gear."
-How to Lose Friends and Alienate People by Toby Young

The Gooch by Oz December 14, 2003