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Popular Kids

Popular Kids are kids that are immature, undisciplined, uneducated, and just stupid. They are normally well-known in a school environment. They have absolutely no life and can't spend any time alone because they are losers. They always have to spend time with other people because they get easily bored and are unintelligent.

They are always in a sport even if it's a bad sport, they are destined to accomplish nothing in life and always talk even if they're bad at talking and wording themselves.

They also always have stupid, uneducated, poor, lazy, undisciplined, and straight-up immature parents and family members that haven't grown up and are still children in adults' bodies. They're also normally fat and drink alcohol for fun. The Popular Kids' families also normally watch an insane amount of sports on TV, instead of going outside and actually playing them. They can't do anything else and are fans of other people.

Popular Kids normally only talk about college and don't know anything about their future. They are basically fillers for this world and NPCs.

They also always normally just travel around the town/city they live in, and live in their little sad world not knowing there are other countries and places on this earth. They also always go on stupid vacations to warm places that have sand, trying to tan themselves thinking they'll look any better even though they won't and don't.
Bruh, that stupid Popular Kids won't make it in life. I feel bad for them.
Popular Kids by HJJ I January 16, 2023
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Kiddy Cruisin' 

A pedophile who's driving around looking for children so he can pull over and masturbate, and then leave.
Robby: Yo, dude. I just saw this guy and he was in this dark van.
Me: ...and?
Robby: He pulled over at the park, and he just sat in his car. It looked like he was jerking off.
Me: Oh! He was kiddy cruisin', eh?
Robby: Yeah.
Kiddy Cruisin' by nyiddle December 24, 2005
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kidsplaining 

When a kid who has just barely learned something starts to lecture adults who know way more about the topic.
I can't believe my son, he just took his training wheels off yesterday and already he is kidsplaining at me about how to take a corner.
kidsplaining by SarcasticMom May 16, 2018
When a girl is so attractive, you think about possible kids.
Random guy thinking to himself: “Wow, she looks kidy to me”.
Kidy by NewslangATL March 2, 2021

woods kids 

Disheveled children who habituate rural areas, sometimes known as "young'uns". These creatures appear ill mannered, unkempt, and uncivilized, especially when seen in “town”.
"Did you see those kids mistreating that animal, those sure are some woods kids".
woods kids by Richard Wags June 4, 2005

Soldier Kidd 

He gave the internet its first L after being wrongly accused of the murder of xxxtentacion r.i.p , the police ended up catching the real killers
internet detectives : soldier kidd killed x lets go talk shit on his instagram and give him free clout

3 days later

Went from 40k to 400k

Internet detectives : im sorry nigga we accused you btw your music is 🔥
Soldier Kidd by soldier.kidd June 23, 2018

Big D & the kids table 

A Ska group from Boston, MA. They have now a new album called How it Goes. They always make videoclips with less than 10 bucks. They are AWSOME!!
A: Where you went last nignt?
B: I went to the best show of my life
A: What group?
B: You're dumb or what? Big D & the Kids Table, Off course!