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Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly
I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number
by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017
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John-Paul

a very funny person and great to be around. all the girls love a John-Paul. he is quiet when you first meet him but once you get know him, hes funny, talented, and hot. Dont forget a John-Paul also has the best drip.
omg its John-Paul he so fine!!!
by sheeeeeeeeshhhhhhh May 27, 2021
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John Wilkes Booth

A finishing move at the end of a sexual encounter where the man shoots his load on the back of his partners head.
She was being huge cunt yesterday.. So I gave her the John Wilkes Booth last night..... She never saw it cuming!
by Fratboy659 April 22, 2014
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John

The perfect friend Johns are always kind and they are always there for you no matter what and they can be a butthole sometimes but they are always there for you
Person:what’s your friends name me: John person: you have a good friend
by Hannah.baylee August 18, 2021
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John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!
Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.
by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022
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walking with john

Walking With John is one of the best YouTube channels out there.
by Papa Joo Dominos January 1, 2018
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John Bain Syndrome

When you die from a disease or other illness that you made fun of in the past.
John Bain Syndrome got its name from John Peter Bain A.K.A "The Cynical Brit." In the early 2010s, he came under fire for telling someone to "go get cancer and die."

Needless to say, the Internet was NOT very sympathetic when he revealed that he had cancer himself, citing this infamous moment many times. They practically rejoiced when he revealed that it was terminal.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2021
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