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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort
person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.
by Sexydimma June 22, 2012
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Restroom jazz hands

The various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom.
Man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn't work.
by The Pirate of Pissants August 27, 2013
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A psychological disorder which involves one person unable to control their hands while there are another person's sexy legs in the near vicinity
Restless Hands on Sexy Legs Syndrome occurs when guy can't keep his hands off of a girl's sexy legs
by Uncle Hiro September 2, 2013
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Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.
"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."
by showerfart69 August 19, 2013
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IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.
Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.
by PeterG227 September 6, 2013
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hand trick

A hoe, but a minor one, mostly a tease. Lots of hand jobs, ya know.
That junior high bitch ain't nothin but a hand trick.
by rollingstoner91 October 2, 2013
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Street Hand

Street hand is a skill posessed by only the best street artists.
You've got serious street hand ma fucka!
by SillianNW September 30, 2013
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