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Throw Dicks

When a group of men pull out their penises to determine who has the largest one.
Tom tried to say that he was more well endowed than I. I replied "Motherfucker, we can throw dicks right now, I don't give a fuck!"
by The Geek Ponders August 3, 2012
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dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason
My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.
by krillkilla January 4, 2014
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Dick Necklace

An honorary award for a person who makes a homo erotic comment either on purpose or by accident.
Cal: Those jeans make his ass look weird.

Cal was awarded the dick necklace for the day for this unbelievable homo erotic commment.
by Allah Rackbar April 20, 2009
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Dick Clicker

Someone that everyone bitches about when they leave the room.
She is such a dick clicker
by [emu] May 19, 2014
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Dick Looping

Often found on internet porn sites, and most notably, ChatRoulette, Dick Looping or any variation of the sort is the repetition of cock in any form, be it masturbation or not, being replayed infinitely.
That computer? I only loop dick on that computer. 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. I am looping dick all day, every day with that one.

If I stop dick looping, my heart stops beating, witch means noone is seeing any looping cock.

The US Postal Service takes off holidays and Sundays. I do not. I am looping dick on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. Every Sunday, yes sir, I loop cock.

Im always on ChatRoulette looping dick for the world to see.
by Sheeit!! March 10, 2010
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drizzle dick

1. When you take a piss and dont shake enough and the rest of the pee drips out.
I was pissing in the lav and i got drizzle dick from not shaking enough.
by natebowden May 13, 2008
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Cheeto Dick

Donald Trump's (small) penis.

"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"
"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"
by ValleyDude123 February 12, 2017
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