Cube of Meat

Whenever a large gathering of people all collapse inward and end up in a massive orgy

"Yo did you see that huge cube of meat at Peyton's party?"

by JimJimJr. November 1, 2017

Meat Head

A meat head is a brawny man that is opinionated and hot tempered; meat heads aren't trained, they're born. Chances are you're personally acquainted with, or have been acquainted with a meat head at some point in your life. It doesn't take much to set them off. One little disagreement is all it will take; just tell them you don't like beer or head cheese. Meat heads are generally know- it-alls and hard core laborers with a low I.Q. and sometimes achieve positions of authority through lip service.

Man,is that guy a meat head or what?!!! What a meat head for crying out loud Meat head wants it done this way

by Penny Bender May 31, 2017

meat salad

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

bag meat

The street name for products of a sous-vide cooked meat item.

Honey, what do you want to do for dinner?

I already have it covered. The bag meat has been soaking over an hour already.

by coolchewlew February 15, 2019

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

Meat wealth

Your status within society based on how much meat you have at any given time. To achieve meat wealth, you must have at least 2 freezers full of quality meat.

*Opens freezer* Damn, girl, you meat wealthy!

by Meatwealth October 15, 2021

Deaf Meat

Deaf meat is often referred to a clogged penile shaft. After repeatedly masturbating, a build up of salty hard cum sticks to the walls of the piss hole, making it impossible to take a piss. Only people who masturbate a lot are at risk.

Nurse, get me the surgeons, this patient has deaf meat. A surgical operation is imminent, and we may be required to remove a portion of this man's penis.

by Jesse935232 December 4, 2017