Six Finger Syndrome

when u got 6 fingers total u become the yung six finger man

g1: yoooooo u have 5 fingers on ur left hand and 1 on ur right?
g2 yessirrrr i got that six finger syndrome

by bennnnnnnnnjjjjjii crih November 2, 2020

Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.

Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.

by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011

Loss of Door Syndrome

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.

Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.

by PeacockRB April 13, 2015

New Friend Syndrome

When you make a new friend and you feel the need to constantly talk to and message them to the point of annoying them. This happens more often with girls than boys, but there are rare cases of Male New Friend Syndrome.

Audrey: Uh-oh, I think I'm starting to annoy Alexis. I should probably stop messaging her so much until my New Friend Syndrome calms down.

by Trollzaya June 24, 2013

Japanese Flag Syndrome

The sickness where you spend most of your time sitting on the toilet, usually the day after eating spicy fast foods.

Joe called in sick to work, said he had an extra spicy indian last night and his ass now looks like the Japanese flag.

Ah the old Japanese Flag Syndrome then? Rough day ahead for Joe!

by defunkt October 1, 2011

Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

Analysis paralysis (or paralysis by analysis) describes an individual or group process when overanalyzing or overthinking a situation can cause forward motion or decision-making to become "paralyzed", meaning that no solution or course of action is decided upon.

Chidi of The Good Place is the ultimate example of Analysis Paralysis and it has now been renamed in the DSM-21(not really) to reflect this.

Tommyhanksy:
Also known as the Chidi Anagonye Syndrome

u/mymomcallsmeoops:
That isn’t even a real thing, I googled it. You’re full of shirt.

by Bobby Denver February 2, 2021