white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

by Teabag August 1, 2007

chunky white crunch

A synonymous slang phrase for methamphetamine.

She's totally gacked up off that chunky white crunch.

by P to the C September 23, 2017

White Guilt Oscar

When an otherwise mediocre movie gets hype and praise just because of race-based novelty

Jordan Peele is the White Guilt Oscar king

by Capt.Crunch89 July 25, 2022

Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.

by BroccoliBird420 August 21, 2017

White ash=gas

If your ash black or gray you smokin reggie

White ash=gas
Black ash=trash

by Gassedupplllllllll5786666 July 15, 2021

white boy simps

white boy simps, also known as wbsgc, a minecraft youtuber twitter groupchat well known for their philza minecraft block, and famous rumor, "baldnap"

"Have you heard of wbsgc?"
"You mean White boy simps?"

by endpearl December 2, 2020

white bat caden

when you blow someone through your gappy teeth

i gave tyrone a white bat caden last night

by EL COBITO October 23, 2018