bit the dick

to screw up a once in a lifetime chance

tom brady really bit the dick a the superbowl last night

or

honestly, chris is really biting the dick thinking that i didn't come up with this definition

by robert andrew January 11, 2009

Dick heat

The heat generated from one's penile area

Whilst I was driving my car raju was holding my bottle of water between his legs. As he passed me my bottle, I could feel warmth at the base of the bottle. I exclaimed "Raju! I can feel your dick heat."

by Jules1988 January 8, 2015

dick jerky

a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.

Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......

Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.

Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.

Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!

by dragonzombie October 16, 2009

puddle-of-dick

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation

1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"

by Brisk! September 18, 2006

Dick Flavored

any thing that is cool, good, acceptable, exceptional, delicious, or exceedingly enjoyable.

Your mom's new car is pretty Dick Flavored

by ChezzaFentoozler August 6, 2009

Throw Dicks

When a group of men pull out their penises to determine who has the largest one.

Tom tried to say that he was more well endowed than I. I replied "Motherfucker, we can throw dicks right now, I don't give a fuck!"

by The Geek Ponders August 3, 2012

Dick Pretzel

When two men tie their penises together to make a pretzel shape.

Man1: Do you wanna make a Dick Pretzel later tonight.
Man2: Sure but only if you bring the mustard.

Man1: Man, I'm really in the mood for a Dick Pretzel
Man2: Eh I would rather have a chumbler

by waka floka September 6, 2010