The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.
She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.
by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017
Get the assist job mug.An error, mistake or severe lack of knowledge. A screw up of historic proportions by a person who ruins everything.
When Jeff requests a song in Nashville and upon hearing the song being played, Janet responds, “I don’t even like Dave Matthew’s, who requested this?”, and it was Jeff…
And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
And all the friends respond - Good Job Jeff!
by Herky da Hawk March 1, 2024
Get the Good Job Jeff mug.The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
Get the frosty hand job mug.When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.
by Puss5829 July 27, 2016
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When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
When the employees are starting to feel like it's time to leave and look for another company or job.
The starting stage of a crashing company.
Similar to Job Fair only that in Job Fail, people are already hired and they tend to go away.
Peter: Luke, do you have any vacancies in your company?
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
Luke: Yup. Why?
Peter: Our company is having a Job fail.
Mary: Where are you going Judas?
Judas: I'm gonna join the Job Fail.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010
Get the Job Fail mug.Pusstitassma job: When a women flexible enough to bring her mouth close to her vagina and put her breasts over her pubic area fellatios the tip of a person's penis, while the penis makes contact with the vagina, breasts, buttocks, and mouth, it is called a Pusstitassma job.
"She gave john an amazing Pusstitassma job"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
"The female yoga instructor is very skilled at Pusstitassma jobs"
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