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The Governor 

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!
The Governor by JB July 24, 2008
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The Game (how to win) 

By not thinking about not losing the game thus you have created a double negative which means that by thinking about losing the game, you have accomplished the once thought unattainable achievment of winning the game. The object of your game now is to make everyone else lose. And by the way you lost the game.........hahahahahaha
I just thought of losing the game so i won. Hahaahaha what now bitchtits
The game (how to win)
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Snake in the grass 

A term for an undercover cop.
We got us a snake in the grass.

the guardian 

A left-wing British newspaper usually picked on by right wing idiots for retaining journalistic integrity and not scaremongering with every headline.
"Hey did you read the Guardian today, and notice how it doesn't twist everything to be somehow the fault of Tony Blair, Muslims or immigrants, and that nowhere was the term 'PC gone mad!' used?

"Yeah, it rocks."

the guardian by Ducky February 22, 2007

Mind In The Gutter

A song by Chris Crocker!
omg have you heard that new song mind in the gutter?!?!

what the one by chris crocker?

The Game 

Fucking faggot ass wannabe rapper/gangster. disloyal, disrespectful
The Game: Yo nigga, go get my new CD nigga.

Me: Fuck no man...You suck...Fucking faggot, go suck your moms dick.
The Game by Dontyah July 7, 2006

break the glass 

as soon as i break the glass with sally its gunna be open play for every other guy