Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016

Red Vodka Mikhail

A little known and rarely used nickname for a badass Russian who has an official identity but works underground as a man of all trades. not necessarily experienced but always effective in both his lives. most of the time, a Red Vodka Mikhail is sent to do the dirty work for big people who don't want to ruin their reputation.

Bouncer: hey i got a man who wants to talk to you boss. He says you won't have any problems after his visit.
Boss: shit it's that commie what's his name?
Bouncer: he says Red Vodka Mikhail greets you.
boss: alright let him in. keep an eye and a muzzle on him. I don't want this to be one of tony's hitmen.

by Alexiknewyouwouldfallforthis January 16, 2011

walking the red carpet

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.

My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.

by Erbo October 8, 2013

shiny red magic

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.

When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!

by parka March 15, 2012

Red Angel Wings

When you eat out a female during a miscarriage.

My wife thought she was having a painful period, turns out I got my red angel wings.

by ILikeDarkHumor January 10, 2021

Red roses too

Red roses too means that the red roses will soon rise up and take over the flower world.

I see trees of green, red roses too

by Louis-Strongarm May 18, 2019

red neck sprinkler

to jump up on a ceiling fan and piss as you go around in circles lol

must be above your sex partner pissing like a lawn sprinkler hanging off of ceiling fan. red neck sprinkler

by milkford von Juggington August 28, 2012